Poopositelock - A Criagslist Hunt

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
09/17/2014 at 13:53 • Filed to: poopositelock

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Show me hilariously terrible finds from your local CL/Kijiji/GumTree

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today's find: hmm, tough pick! half a car or a whole car for the same price?

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http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4643377927…

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4646882557…


DISCUSSION (41)


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 13:55

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http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/4672092170… - Hmm Comaro, never heard of that one.

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/4664292849… - No mileage listed? Really?

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/4662539640… - legit awesome

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/4607616261… - woof.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 13:59

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http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4595866665…

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Project car with LOTS OF POTENTIAL!!!

motor is locked up


Kinja'd!!! DailyTurismo > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 13:59

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You do realize those items are from the same seller, right? He also has a knife, a Bat Cave and a window swamp cooler for sale.

http://denver.craigslist.org/search/sss?use…


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > DailyTurismo
09/17/2014 at 14:02

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this does not make things better.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > EL_ULY
09/17/2014 at 14:03

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totally worth it, them rims is $1000 for sho!


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Sweet Trav
09/17/2014 at 14:05

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I...don't...understand...why....this...is...the...way...to...separate...things...in...your...Comaro....ad

woah, that civic is shiny! 168,000 btw

concur, 100% that jeep is kickass!

literally LOL'd at the scion. wow that is goign to be a HARD sell


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Sweet Trav
09/17/2014 at 14:06

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That steering wheel cover looks super plush. NP


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > yamahog
09/17/2014 at 14:09

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Bahaha.


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:09

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the total opposite; brown turbo diesel wagon

with an automatic and 315000 miles.

http://pullman.craigslist.org/cto/4625273703…


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:11

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I have a feeling this would be a soul eating project car.

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/4628868330…


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:11

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Agree on the Scion, having had the joy of trying to sell a pink car.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:11

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This just makes me sad. This AE86 doesn't deserve this.

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/4668011299…

And this, well I have no words.

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/4672241255…


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:13

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http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/4647976820…

That 63 fairlane... i want it!


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
09/17/2014 at 14:14

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ON 20s!? how the hell does it turn!?

WOW, jsut... wow. a Jag... with neon "NIGHT RIDER" just... wow


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > yamahog
09/17/2014 at 14:15

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did you eventually succeeD?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Sweet Trav
09/17/2014 at 14:16

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$650, that's a great beater price. No reverse though, nothing says classy liking having to tell the valet not to park it where you can't pull through


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:17

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No, it continued down the family hand-me-down tree to my cousin, who wrecked it in Staten Island :( farewell, Pink Nightmare.


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:17

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came in looking for garbage and came up with this one.

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/4645605464…

Apparently Ann Arbor Michigan Craigslist rocks...


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Sweet Trav
09/17/2014 at 14:18

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"look hon, if you ever wanna have sex again, you have gotta sell ALL the 'classic' cars *cough* junk *cough* cluttering up my damned driveway! AND GET A JOB!"


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Sweet Trav
09/17/2014 at 14:19

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holy damn! for $500 that's worth a bajillions in parts!


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > yamahog
09/17/2014 at 14:20

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seems a fitting end.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:23

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I have a picture of myself getting it stuck in a muddy cornfield. For a 12-year-old first car handed down from your grandma, it was pretty great.


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:23

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http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/4669766220… Dude! a '57 Chevy for $500! How is that possible? ...oh.

http://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/4669824822… Poor Hudson. Poor, poor Hudson.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Pixel
09/17/2014 at 14:26

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lol, thought for sure the ad said "for parts or decoration"

convertible hudson coming right up. that sort of vintage you could probably just top the cop off without even reinforcing the rest


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > yamahog
09/17/2014 at 14:26

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picture should be supplied

edit: nevermind I just googled, I';mn sure this is you

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Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:28

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great on gas - $1500 (dodgeville)

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This Eagle Talon might be great on gas but you might also go blind driving it.

2001 FORD FOCUS ZX3 CUSTOM DRIFTER TUNER RALLEY - $5600 (Minocqua Area)

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The body is in need of some TLC. I've included pictures of how it once looked when it was well cared for. The car is now a project car needing some body work and a paint job.

So...the pictures are back before the current owner messed it up. It looks like somebody once put a bunch of money into this car, but wow it looks awful, and probably even worse in its current, un-pictured state.

1980 cutlass supreme - $2500 (lake mills)

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1980 cutlass supreme. One owner "grandma car" comes complete with hair net. 25,700 actual miles. Car was stored in barn, roof fell on car and damaged car roof and front and rear windows. Some rust repair has been started on rear quarters.

At least the seller has a sense of humor.

2001 Mercedes E320 4-Matic - $1800 (Madison West)

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This is the Mercedes E320 4Matic Bro-Truck Edition. It's also rusty and needs a new transmission. But the seller says "free delivery within 100 miles." Lovely!


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:30

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Close, it was a Mercury Mystique though :P


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > yamahog
09/17/2014 at 14:33

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so... that's not you in the pink shirt?


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > MonkeePuzzle
09/17/2014 at 14:36

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nyet


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Textured Soy Protein
09/17/2014 at 14:36

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is that thing really pink, or just some crazy white balance issue?

" I've included pictures of how it once looked when it was well cared for" HA! but then doesn't include any pics of how projecty it has become

Mmm! so classy!

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
09/17/2014 at 14:40

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Fender rub?


Kinja'd!!! Kylemaro > Sweet Trav
09/18/2014 at 09:32

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its actually pretty sweet looking, although its not an 81 and it probably has a super chromed 305 that wont even get those slightly too large back tires spinning


Kinja'd!!! Kylemaro > Sweet Trav
09/18/2014 at 09:38

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okay seriously the more i look at it the more i want that damn'd awful 80s prostreet camaro. i mean .......... i'd do $3k on it. it is in great shape


Kinja'd!!! Kylemaro > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
09/18/2014 at 09:40

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eh, it wasnt a hatchback so its okay


Kinja'd!!! Kylemaro > Pixel
09/18/2014 at 09:42

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kinda want that hudson. looks........ saveable


Kinja'd!!! Kylemaro > MonkeePuzzle
09/18/2014 at 09:49

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and its been removed........ or bought?


Kinja'd!!! Kylemaro > Sweet Trav
09/18/2014 at 09:52

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so i migth be trekking to ann arbor this weekend to buy this camaro. it would be my 8th one


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > Kylemaro
09/18/2014 at 09:55

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I would say you have a problem. but thats not a problem, just a whole lotta awesome.


Kinja'd!!! Kylemaro > Sweet Trav
09/18/2014 at 10:00

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8th one over some considerable time. not all at once lol but damn i just........ i have to have it, i mean look at it. its so badass


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > Kylemaro
09/18/2014 at 10:05

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Yeah me too. I think it would look amazing with the whole roof removed an a duvall style speedster windshield.

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Kinja'd!!! Aye Aye Ron > Sweet Trav
09/18/2014 at 23:31

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dude, ann arbor? nice. I live there/here